Sunday, October 15, 2017

Sons of Hercules in the Land of Darkness

Actors: Dan Vadis, Spela Rozin, Carla Calò, Ken Clark, Jon Simons
Rating: 0 out of 10, I thought I was through with Italian sand and sandal epics until this monstrosity drew me back in during my trek through 100 bad films. This time we have a son of Hercules played by a guy who makes the Governator look like Lawrence Olivier, there are rock cliffs with more expression. Anyways, while wandering the countryside our hero tangles with a lion, although it looked more like a hugging match, and wins the hand of the local king’s daughter because, you know that’s what it takes. While sent out to kill a local mini-Godzilla the fiancé is kidnapped by an underground queen from a nearby volcano. You just can’t make this stuff up and unhappily, someone in Italy back in the early 1960s did.
MVP: Spela Rozin as Telca

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