Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Elysium

Actors:  Matt Damon, Jody Foster, Sharlto Copley, Alicve Braga, Diego Luna, William Fichtner
Rating:  9 out of 10, A very smart science fiction flick that tries to expose the growing rift in today’s world - the separation between the have and the have-nots.  It’s a startlingly cold look at what could happen if technology is restricted to the rich.  Matt Damon is special as a dying car thief charged with saving the have-nots from a coolly immoral Jody Foster. Sharlto Copley is fast becoming my favorite guy in cinema.  He plays a very evil bad guy here but somehow he’s somehow kind of sneakily likable as well despite his seeming complete lack of redeeming values.  There are some huge plot holes but hey, this is science fiction and one of the best movies of the year.    
MVP:  Copley as the supremely evil bounty hunter, Kruger.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Trance

Actors:  Rosario Dawson, James McAvoy, Vincent Cassel, Tuppence Middleton
Rating:  6 out of 10, Danny Boyle’s latest effort is kind of a let down as he isn’t given much to work with and tries all sorts of gimmicks to make it special, not the least of which is Rosario’s full frontal and immensely impressive kibbles and bits.  McAvoy just didn’t seem committed to the central role but biggest problem was the lack of anybody worth rooting for.  The story revolves around an art heist and an amnesiac auctioneer (McAvoy) who is turned on his head by Dawson as a hypnotic shrink trying to recover his memory.  That last sentence made more sense than the entire movie but it does have that one scene.  By putting layers within layers with only some of them actually occurring in reality the final reveal is kind of wasted.
MVP:  Dawson (who else) as the manipulative shrink showing a whole new side

Thursday, December 12, 2013

The Factory

Really?
Actors:  John Cusack, Jennifer Carpenter, Dallas Roberts, Mae Whitman, Sonya Walger, Mageina Tovah
Rating:  6 out of 10, A kind of uneven thriller that has Lloyd Dobler teaming up with Dexter’s sister to track down a serial killer who’s abducted George-Michael’s girlfriend who’s also Lloyd’s daughter.  Cusack kind of sleep walks through this and doesn’t have his usual spark, sardonic or otherwise. I think the movie was aiming to achieve fame for a stunning twist but it was more creepy than anything else and ultimately unsatisfying.  If nothing else this movie will prevent anybody from ever visiting Buffalo, N.Y.
 MVP:  Whitman as Abby the abducted and resourceful daughter

Monday, December 9, 2013

Cellular

Actors:  Chris Evans, Kim Bassinger, Jason Statham, William H Macy, Noah Emmerich, Jessica Biel
Rating:  7 out of 10, I’m not a big fan of Kim B. so I avoided seeing this when it came out a few years ago.  It turns out I missed a pretty good action/suspense flick.  This movie belongs to a young Chris Evans before he got all Capt America-ed on us.  He’s very good as a young surfer dude called upon to charge around L.A. trying to save a family from a gang of rogue cops.  Surprising, now at least, to see Statham as a down in the wool bad guy (my wife was upset at her hero’s descent to the dark side and the lack of shirtless scenes). William H Macy steals all of his scenes (but of course he did) as the one honest lawman in the movie.   
MVP:  Macy as SGT Mooney the dedicated if harried veteran cop

Friday, December 6, 2013

The Wolverine

Actors:  Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova
Rating:  8 out of 10, The Wolverine which could be re-titled “Hugh Jackman Without his Shirt On”. This was indeed a pleasure for my wife who spent the entire movie sighing every of the multiple times Hugh was called upon to divest himself of his shirt. There’s even a scene of Hugh in a bath tub where he flashes his long admired (by my wife) posterior. I thought she would faint.  All this being said, this was a pretty good action flick. I’ve never been apprised of the X-Men mythology outside of my kids’ failed attempts to educate me. I’m sure there were lots of hidden meanings known only to the initiated but Jackman is an incredibly good actor. He defines the role and even I have to admit that he got himself in scarily good shape for the movie. (PED testing coming to the cinema?)  This movie was very Japanese and the supporting actors were uniformly good except for the female lead playing Mariko.  She just couldn’t hold her own, absolutely no screen presence.
MVP:  Jackman and his abs as Logan

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Red 2

Actors:  Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malcovich, Mary Louise Parker, Anthony Hopkins, Byung-hun Lee, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Neal McDonough, David Thewlis, Brian Cox
Rating:  8 out of 10, This was much better the second time seeing it and I liked the first viewing as well.   All the entertaining characters of the original return and are thrown into another outlandish adventure. The chemistry between Willis and Parker really works and Malcovich plays crazed assassin to the hilt. It seemed like every secondary character was a major star as well. Anthony Hopkins shows up and acts his ass off as usual. A great summer movie of excess without any message other than some good kick ass fun.
MVP:  Hopkins is so funny as the supposedly crazed scientist

Monday, December 2, 2013

Redemption

Actors:  Jason Statham, Agata Buzek, Vicky McClure, Benedict Wong, Ger Ryan
Rating:  6 out of 10, This should have been titled, Muddled.  A kind of strange and at times engaging Statham action flick that can’t seem to make up its mind.  Statham is a flawed hero this time although still capable of kicking ass and charming the ladies.  Even skinny nuns will drop their drawers when Statham comes a calling and that’s part of the problem.  This purports to be the story of Joey, an ex-military street person who emerges from the street for a summer to rescue people, exact revenge, and serve as a mob enforcer.  It’s all over the place and ultimately totally unbelievable; even given that believability is never one of a Statham movie’s abiding strengths.    
MVP:  Statham as the damaged Joey, trying to act but still kicking ass