Monday, October 2, 2017

Hercules Against the Tyrants of Babylon

Actors: Peter Lupus, Anna-Maria Polani, Helga Liné, Mario Petri, Livio Lorenzon, Tullio Altamura, Franco Balducci, Rosy De Leo
Rating: 1 out of 10, I kept trying to figure out where I’d seen the taller, skinnier Hercules before until it dawned on me that he went on to play part of Peter Graves’ Mission Impossible team in the 1960s. This was every bit as bad as hoped for with Herc wielding an obviously plastic club and routing veritable armies who ran towards him to get clubbed. While Herc was out adventuring the evil tyrants of Babylon (including the well-endowed sister) kidnapped virtually the entire population of his home country including his well-endowed lady love. As luck would have it Babylon is equipped with a pre-historic self-destruct mechanism, and well – you can guess.

MVP: Peter Lupus with mission impossible of making this watchable

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