Actors: David Love, Dawn Bender, Bryan
Grant, Harvey B. Dunn, Tom Graeff, King Moody
Rating: 2 out of 10, My forage through
bad cinema continued with exactly what I hoped for during this trek through
mediocrity. Bad acting, bad writing, obviously shot on a shoe string budget
with an unintentional comedy content through the roof. A desk sized flying saucer
lands and a whole troop of young men emerge and deploy alien technology with
clear English names printed on them. Their masking tape adorned space suits and
sock covered “space boots” only compliment the delightful ridiculousness. They’ve
arrived to use Earth as the breeding ground for their chosen food – lobsters of
abnormal size and growth rates. Derek (I’m serous) breaks away and is pursued
into town by Thor (the alien ray gun wielder not the god). Derek falls for
Betty while Thor turns everyone he meets into a skeleton. You can probably
figure out where it heads from there. It was fun to watch 1959 California pass
by (literally) as the movie was shot – just so bad.
MVP: David Love as the very conflicted
Derek
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