Actors: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron,
Priyanka Chopra, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Jon Bass.
Rating: 7 out of 10, I always wondered
why the original TV show lasted and the movie begs the same question. There
should be warning signs at the door to the theater to leave whatever
intellectual capacity you possess behind but if you need that warning you’re
probably not going to see it anyway. The movie honors the slow motion pneumatic
recoiling that the show was famous for along with a nonsensical insipid plot.
There are some very funny moments mainly involving the Rock teasing pretty boy
Zac Effron, who looks to have ascribed to the Rock’s own chemically induced
physique. The pneumatics are provided by Alexandria Daddario and Kelly Rohrback
and while they do not disappoint I could have done without the lengthy
examination of cadaver penis (you had to be there). In the end I enjoyed the
movie because the Rock makes anything watchable but if asked I will deny it.
MVP: The Rock as lifeguard Mitch,
because, why not?
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