Thursday, November 9, 2017

Eyes Behind the Stars

Actors: Robert Hoffmann, Nathalie Delon, Martin Balsam, Sherry Buchanan, Victor Valente
Rating: 1 out of 10, The latest in my journey through 100 bad sci fi films features an Italian sci fi movie seemingly set in England although the position of the car driver seats switched back and forth repeatedly. A photographer shooting a model in the woods discovers some aliens on the negatives. This puts him and the reporter looking for him after his abduction in grave danger. The aliens are shown throughout but don’t seem to be doing much except serving as a needed plot presence. They are depicted wearing full body macramé outfits which must have been a bit uncomfortable during filming. If you are ever sleep deprived this movie is the perfect antidote – uniformly sleep inducing throughout. Nothing much happens and nothing is ever fully explained. A complete waste of time. How the hell did Martin Balsam ever end up in this?

MVP: Robert Hoffmann the baffled reporter Tony Harris

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