Actors: Sherry Buchanan, Fausto Di
Bella, Don Powell, Chris Avram, Attilio
Dottesio, Max Turilli
Rating: 1 out of 10, The latest in my
journey through 100 bad sci fi films is an Italian attempt at erotic Star Wars.
A princess and her father’s best pilot escape when the King of the Night, in an
epically comic outfit, rolls into the galaxy to destroy their planet. They end
up on a remote, primitive planet where the locals immediately try to execute
them. Luckily the two are superpowered immortals with no idea what water or sex
is which means the locals are no match. Eventually they figure out what the sex
thing is (water also) but just as they’re about to consummate on the beach
their nemesis shows up to laser block their efforts. This was bad on an almost
biblical level but the scenery was worth the effort.
MVP: Sherry Buchanan as Belle the
princess
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