Wednesday, September 29, 2021

F9: The Fast Saga

Actors: Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, John Cena, Jordana Brewster, Nathalie Emmanuel, Sung Kang, Michael Rooker, Helen Mirren, Kurt Russell, Charlize Theron

Rating: 7 out of 10, As the expression “jumping the shark” ages we’re probably going to have to come up with a new phrase to express when a movie or TV series runs out of gas and just goes too far. F9 might serve as a target rich environment for that effort. I mean, sending street car racers into space! Then there is repeated issue of no one ever being permanently dead. This is the problem when you’re expected to up your game each time from previous movies. The Fast and Furious series has always delivered awesome car chases and incredible, increasingly unbelievable car stunts. This latest is no exception and when they focus on the action it’s great. Unfortunately, they decided to take themselves more seriously than called for. We don’t need to see them emote, especially in the case of John Cena, who proves incapable of doing that. There was too much time creating additional mythology for the Dominic Toretto clan which meant we had to endure repeated scenes of Vin Diesel staring off into the mists of his past. Knock it off and get back behind the wheel. The only ones who seemed to not mail this in were Tyrese Gibson and Ludacris who were too funny and engaging. This isn’t high art, it’s a Fast and Furious movie, which Diesel and whoever edited this, seems to have forgotten the edge that made this series of movies so successful. All this being said, the action scenes are worth sitting through the cringe worthy attempts to emote.

MVP: The huge electro-magnets – too cool

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