Monday, December 9, 2013

Cellular

Actors:  Chris Evans, Kim Bassinger, Jason Statham, William H Macy, Noah Emmerich, Jessica Biel
Rating:  7 out of 10, I’m not a big fan of Kim B. so I avoided seeing this when it came out a few years ago.  It turns out I missed a pretty good action/suspense flick.  This movie belongs to a young Chris Evans before he got all Capt America-ed on us.  He’s very good as a young surfer dude called upon to charge around L.A. trying to save a family from a gang of rogue cops.  Surprising, now at least, to see Statham as a down in the wool bad guy (my wife was upset at her hero’s descent to the dark side and the lack of shirtless scenes). William H Macy steals all of his scenes (but of course he did) as the one honest lawman in the movie.   
MVP:  Macy as SGT Mooney the dedicated if harried veteran cop

Friday, December 6, 2013

The Wolverine

Actors:  Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Hiroyuki Sanada, Svetlana Khodchenkova
Rating:  8 out of 10, The Wolverine which could be re-titled “Hugh Jackman Without his Shirt On”. This was indeed a pleasure for my wife who spent the entire movie sighing every of the multiple times Hugh was called upon to divest himself of his shirt. There’s even a scene of Hugh in a bath tub where he flashes his long admired (by my wife) posterior. I thought she would faint.  All this being said, this was a pretty good action flick. I’ve never been apprised of the X-Men mythology outside of my kids’ failed attempts to educate me. I’m sure there were lots of hidden meanings known only to the initiated but Jackman is an incredibly good actor. He defines the role and even I have to admit that he got himself in scarily good shape for the movie. (PED testing coming to the cinema?)  This movie was very Japanese and the supporting actors were uniformly good except for the female lead playing Mariko.  She just couldn’t hold her own, absolutely no screen presence.
MVP:  Jackman and his abs as Logan

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Red 2

Actors:  Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren, John Malcovich, Mary Louise Parker, Anthony Hopkins, Byung-hun Lee, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Neal McDonough, David Thewlis, Brian Cox
Rating:  8 out of 10, This was much better the second time seeing it and I liked the first viewing as well.   All the entertaining characters of the original return and are thrown into another outlandish adventure. The chemistry between Willis and Parker really works and Malcovich plays crazed assassin to the hilt. It seemed like every secondary character was a major star as well. Anthony Hopkins shows up and acts his ass off as usual. A great summer movie of excess without any message other than some good kick ass fun.
MVP:  Hopkins is so funny as the supposedly crazed scientist

Monday, December 2, 2013

Redemption

Actors:  Jason Statham, Agata Buzek, Vicky McClure, Benedict Wong, Ger Ryan
Rating:  6 out of 10, This should have been titled, Muddled.  A kind of strange and at times engaging Statham action flick that can’t seem to make up its mind.  Statham is a flawed hero this time although still capable of kicking ass and charming the ladies.  Even skinny nuns will drop their drawers when Statham comes a calling and that’s part of the problem.  This purports to be the story of Joey, an ex-military street person who emerges from the street for a summer to rescue people, exact revenge, and serve as a mob enforcer.  It’s all over the place and ultimately totally unbelievable; even given that believability is never one of a Statham movie’s abiding strengths.    
MVP:  Statham as the damaged Joey, trying to act but still kicking ass

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Lovelace

Actors:  Amanda Seyfried, Peter Sarsgaard, Sharon Stone, Adam Brody, Juno Temple, James Franco
Rating:  7 out of 10, A Netflix rental I hadn’t heard much about it but the cast looked amazing and it took on the story of one of the cultural icons of the 1970s (a real comment on that era).  Lovelace tells the story of the actress who achieved her fifteen minutes as a porn actress.  It’s more about her victimization by an abusive husband and the courage she eventually found to escape him.  I may be one of the few people from that era who never saw this flick (just a little too young at the time) (honest) but it was fascinating to see this back story.  The movie is almost like a documentary in form.  It was a little strange to see Sharon Stone as a cold, unrecognizable mother and the young dude form the O.C. as Harry Reems not to mention James Franco as Hugh Hefner. Seyfried is just a litle too good looking for this role but does well.
MVP:  Seyfried in a layered performance as the title character

Monday, November 25, 2013

The World’s End

Actors:  Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Paddy Considine, Martin Freeman, Rosamund Pike, and Eddie Marsan
Rating:  8 out of 10, the latest Simon Pegg/Nick Frost was very British.  Pegg plays the low life this time as he gathers childhood friends, including the young Bilbo Baggins, for a memorable pub crawl back in their hometown which has been inconveniently taken over by robotic aliens led by a retired James Bond. This leads to a hilarious chase towards an apocalyptic finish line. There are so many one line zingers that I know I’m going to see this again just to catch the ones I know I missed.  It also has some interesting things to say about the vanity of lost youth and the importance of friendship, but always very irreverently.   A very funny movie and very British.
 MVP:  Frost overtakes Pegg as the stolid yet dangerous Andy

Thursday, November 21, 2013

2 Guns

Actors:  Denzell Washington, Mark Wahlberg, Paula Patton, Edward James Olmos, Bill Paxton, James Marsden
Rating:  8 out of 10, Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington; on the surface that sounds like a mismatch but Wahlberg is evolving into a very good actor and more than held his own with Denzel.  They play two undercover agents trying to survive after being double-crossed by everybody from a Mexican drug cartel to girlfriends, the US military and the CIA.   This was a very good, very funny movie as the two actors chewed up the scenery although it does feature some historically bad headgear - just really bad hats.  It’s a great example of a fairly mundane plot that’s elevated by the actors involved and included some very well staged action scenes.  In what has become his go to movie role – Marsden’s girl is cheating on him again and Ms Patton shows a completely new side (s) (worth the price of admission right there). Not a deep effort by any means but a lot of fun, especially the give and take between the two leads.
MVP:  Wahlberg as Stig, the hyperactive but dead shot foil