Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women

Actors: Mamie Van Doren, Mary Marr, Paige Lee,Frankie Smith, Gennadi Vernov, Georgiy Zhzhonov, Yuri Sarantsev, Vladimir Yemelyanov

Rating: 1 out of 10, The next in my exploration of Bad Cinema and the exact same Russian movie that was used to create the Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet – I mean – exactly the same. Marcia is back but this time reduced to the command center on earth and only two spaceships are used. The same badly dubbed dialogue is back with a voice over narration by Peter Bogdonavitch who must be supremely embarrassed by his association with this farce. There was a mysterious woman alluded to in the first movie and this time they inserted scenes of bleach blonde, bell bottomed babes lounging on the shores of the Venusian sea. Their sole power seems to be vacant stares and chasing down very fresh sushi. It’s a wonder someone actually paid actual money to make this disaster.  

MVP: Mamie Van Doren as Moana the vacant leader