Kong Island

Actors: Brad Harris, Esmeralda Barros, Marc Lawrence, Ursula Davis

Rating: 1 out of 10, My forage through bad cinema continued with this disaster. Also released as King of Kong Island and Eva La Venere Selvaggia. This time we have an Italian film dubbed into deplorability. No Kong, no island just some white mercenaries running around 1960s Kenya double-crossing each other at every turn. We have a loin clothed young lady running around the jungle with strategically positioned hair – I found myself tilting my head various times. There were some monkeys – actors in 3 Stooges quality gorilla suits radio controlled by a jungle bound mad scientist type. A Hercules class leading man eventually links up with the jungle girl, after she sees him bathing shirtless, to rescue his girlfriend; abducted just after she changed into lingerie in the middle of a safari camp. Yep – just fabulously bad cinema.  

MVP: Esmeralda Barros as Eve the Jungle Girl