Actors: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent
Beck, Bill McCutcheon, Victor Stiles, Donna Conforti, Chris Month, Pia Zadora, Leila
Martin
Rating: 0 out of 10, My forage through
bad cinema continued with possibly the worst movie ever made. Oh my God I
simply cannot conceive what the people who made this were thinking, seriously. When
the title popped up on the screen as the next film in my odyssey I knew I was
in from something spectacularly bad but it exceeded even my worst fears/hopes.
Spandex clad Martians with green makeup which changed literally between each scene
along with tv antennae in their heads that just screamed for some tin foil for
better reception. I can only conclude there were some serious drugs consumed
during the making of this film. Santa along with two earth kids are kidnapped
by the Martians to provide more Christmas spirit on the red planet. I feel I
lost several brain cells simply from exposing myself to this, definitely amongst
the worst movies I’ve ever seen
MVP: No one
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