Actors: Ron Marchini, Mari Honjo, Ron
Ackerman, Edward Blair, Michael Chong, Joshua Johnson, John Lowe
Rating: 0 out of 10, The latest in my
journey through 100 bad sci fi films was a very poorly staged kung fu flick
which might have been funded by the Equal Opportunity Commission. A Japanese
gal wearing possibly the worst tall hair wig in movie history creates a team of
invincible assassins, one each black, white and Asian. She sends them after a porn-stached
bad guy with limited results. The “heroes” who fight back are uniformly idiotic
or unprepared. The fights are so amateurishly staged that Mr. Bruce Lee must
have turned over in his premature grave. This is the type of film that killed
the promising kung fu trend it tried to take advantage of.
MVP: No one
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