Eegah

Actors: Arch Hall Jr., Marilyn Manning, Richard Kiel, Arch Hall Sr.

Rating: 0 out of 10, The latest in my journey through 100 bad sci fi films is possibly the worst movie ever made. It tries to be a beach flick with the 1960s boy band starring as the romantic lead but he’s so bad that you wonder how he ever got cast until you see his dad directed and co-starred with him. It’s a cheap movie involving noted thespian Richard Kiel, of 007 Jaws fame, as a lonely caveman looking for love in the Mohave Desert. He carries off a young maid, who conveniently faints on demand, and her dad in order to get a personalized shave in his cave. He takes that as encouragement to paw at the young lady until shotgun toting surfer dude belatedly arrives. Should have been called, Egad! So very and unremittingly terrible in virtually every phase.

MVP: Marilyn Manning as Roxy Miller, the designated fainter